That day, she was very horny and her ass was tight enough...then i fucked it and cum deep inside. Look at this guys...Don't you wanna fuck her ass ? Send me a reply.

 

 

One of the swingers who have dating with us...He loved to fuck her ass after looking several times to this blinking, horny, tight asshole calling to him and inviting the boy to fuck it deep inside ...

 

 

My wife Suzanne loves to seat in a hard dick. This is a friend of our, fucking her ass while i take some photos of both fuckers...After that, Suzanne sucks my cock...

 

 

Plump wife is 50 years old and 200 lbs, so we know she doesn't appeal to everyone, but we also know that being sexy is mainly a matter of attitude and she definitely has a great one.  I personally love big beautiful women, because the ones I have met in my life, more often than not, were humorous, relaxed, easy going, fun to be with ladies who were enjoying life and sex without trying to prove anything to anybody. Wife has always been a favourite among my friends at intimate parties and has enjoyed numerous gang bangs with multiple partners at swingers clubs.

The following story happened only recently:

Our next door neighbors are two very nice young men in their mid 20s who recently graduated from college and moved to our city as roommates for career training.  So that evening when wife lost a bet and asked me what I wanted I requested that she should dance naked for our young neighbors.  Although she loves dancing and is pretty good at this, she was a little hesitant because the boys were young enough to be her sons.  However after a few drinks she reluctantly agreed, so I went and invited the guys for a pizza party with a special treat to follow.

We got some pizza delivered, listened to good music and had bottles of wine as well as many shots.  Then wife poured her favourite drink, Amaretto into big snifters, and told them that it was time for a truly delicious drink and instantly took off her blouse.  The boys were pleasantly surprised to see a pair of beautiful big tits bouncing in front of them.  She dived her nipples into the snifters and covered them with Amaretto.  All three of us took turns to lick them dry.  Then wife went to the bedroom and I started to play her favourite CD "More more more".  When she came back into the living room, she was totally naked.  She started dancing while the boys were yelling "More more more".It was most enjoyable to watch wife's huge ass swinging from one side to the other. Then she gave the boys a lap dance.  They were mesmerized when her plump hairy pussy was in front of their faces.She was jumping around with her big belly and getting sweaty. 

One of the boys said "Bend over,let's smell your smelly fat ass".  She did as she was told and bend over.  They were very amused to see her big belly hanging loose.  We took turns and smelled her ass.  I told them that although we call her ass as 'The Grand Canyon', her asshole is actually very tight.  They were more than happy to put their fingers in to check it.  Next we put a big towel on the couch, and wife laid on top of it, opening her legs wide up in the air.  The guys were kissing her bare feet and thick thighs.  Very slowly I poured some Amaretto on her pussy and it was up to the boys to lick the liquor before reaching the towel.  We even put some pieces of chocolate on and around her pussy to enhance the flavor. 

Finally everyone was naked and they were rubbing their dicks against her soft body.  It was time to go to the bedroom.  One of the guys laid on the bed, and wife on top of him, jamming his big cock all the way into her pussy.  The other one took her in the ass fucking real hard.Chunky mature wife has become a sandwich between two young studs.  She was very horny and screaming "More more more" until finally I gave my cock into her mouth.

When it was all over, wife was happy to feel desired by young men, the boys were delighted to have an unique experience with a real woman older than their mothers, and I had a big smile on my face for days to come.

This story came about because the woman whose story it is read my story, "The Pregnant Slut" and sent me an email telling me how much she enjoyed it. I'm reprinting her email here because it is what really led to the story.

From: "Feedback"

To: "Just Plain Bob"

Sent: Monday, September 04, 2006 4:59 PM

Subject: Feedback for Just Plain Bob

This message contains feedback for Just Plain Bob

This message was sent by:

Comments:

"I just finished your story "The Pregnant Slut" and loved it. I don't know if it made me feel like more or less of a WHORE. I'm seven months knocked-up and my husband has me suck-off and fuck his friends. So far the most I've done at one time is five men. My husband gets me naked on my hands and knees and has me suck the first guy until he is big and hard - then he gets behind me and fucks my ass while I start sucking on the second man's cock while the first is still ramming me and so on. So far the most I've done is five guys although my husband wants me to do 10-12 at a time before I deliver. He's been videoing the action and makes me watch while he takes me from behind in my cunt. Please write more of these stories...A Knocked-up Whore."

Always on the lookout for ideas that can be turned into stories I emailed her back, attached another pregnant slut story, and asked if she did things like that before she got pregnant or was it something about being pregnant that had her doing it. She emailed me back:

From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sent: Tuesday, September 05, 2006 9:01 PM

Subject: Re: Feedback.

"Thank you for writing back...and for the attachment. Well, my husband said he liked the idea of group sex before we were married. He managed to knock me up about two months before the wedding...and then it was about two months later he said he would especially like to see a well knocked-up preggo taking on several men. I had been in a couple of threesomes (mmf) before I met my husband and I had enjoyed them and the more my husband talked about the idea the more exciting it became. Because I never took on a "herd" before I was knocked-up, I don't know if it was the pregnancy hormones going wild or I'm just realizing I'm truly a slut. My husband has another "party" set up for this weekend, but he won't tell me how many men this time. I'd like to try three guys at once (mouth, cunt and ass) but hubby says no. But I think that after I deliver the baby he might agree. Shall I let you know how it turns out this weekend....my nipples are so hard right now just thinking about it...a knocked-up slut wife."

Something about the lady and what she was telling me grabbed me. I know what it was because I have a 'thing' for pregnant women so I emailed her back:

"Your hubby and I have something in common. Pregnant women having sex has always been a big turn on for me. I don't know why and I certainly don't understand it, but pregnant women just seem sexier."

Her response came three hours later:

"Yes, I do think my husband and you have much in common. I think the reason pregnant women hold so much appeal to men is perhaps they identify with the idea of having the power to impregnate a woman and make her body change in fascinating ways...plus the engorged tits help out too! And at least for myself I feel much sexier impregnated. Today I'm feeling especially sexy and quite promiscuous thinking about this weekend's "fuck my knocked-up wife" party. I will write you about what happens although I'm sure my rendition won't be as well written as what you might write. Would you consider writing my story?"

I wrote her back that I would love to write the story, "Just make sure that you send me all the juicy details. Her response arrived forty minutes later:

Hello Robert...I love to read gangbang stories period but when the slut is knocked-up it is even hotter. It will be just fine if you make my juicy details into a story. Just don't give out my name! I've enough to handle as it is. I have no idea when I'm going to suck and get banged in the ass...my husband is enjoying my suspense. I'm sitting here at the computer with a vibe up my pussy wishing I was being used right now. Just so you know, I'm one of those women who carry their baby all up front, so my belly really sticks out in front of me and from the back you can't I'm seven months knocked up. My tits got really big early on so when I'm on my knees sucking cock they really hang down as does my belly. I hope to be able to give you the juicy details soon and know that when I write my asshole will be well stretched. Wish you could be here to watch....Knocked-up slut Scarlett."

There followed an exchange of emails that led to this story. One of those emails was from her husband asking me if I could please try and finish the story and post it before she delivered the baby.

"Just the thought of her story being posted has her hot enough to fuck any man who comes close enough for her to grab him."

I don't do well operating under the gun and meeting deadlines so I was all set to write him back and tell him I couldn't do it when I suddenly realized I didn't have to write her story at all. She had already written it! All I had to do was organize the emails she had sent me and I would have the story. Her response to the last email I sent her asking for some details to flesh out the story will be the first part of the story, but the rest will come in chronological order.

So here, mostly in her own words, is the story of The Adventures of Scarlett, a Pregnant Slut.

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Friday, September 29, 2006 1:26 PM

Hello Bob.....Sitting here on a cold rainy day with a terrible head cold and feeling like a beached whale. The baby has dropped a bit, but my belly is still sticking straight out and my tits are also bigger...my tits runneth over and I'm going to have to get a bigger cupped bra for these last few weeks. Your message came at just the right time - especially your salutation, "Slut I wish were mine." I'm just wondering now that you know a bit more about me if I were your slut how would you use me? You needn't answer - I'm just feeling out of sorts today...looking huge...and due to my head cold we had to cancel a gangbang for this weekend. I'm just about eight months knocked-up so I guess I am entitled to be a little sick of it.

I'm excited to hear that you'll soon be starting my story and am happy to add 'some flesh." So lets begin...so we have some confidentiality, the identifying information will be fictitious although as close to the truth as I feel comfortable revealing. I thought if you are going to write a story about a knocked-up slut being gangbanged you would like to know what I look like. I will describe myself knowing full well that words are not near as stimulating as a picture. I am 5'3'' with curly blond hair to my shoulders, blue eyes and fair skin. Before I was knocked up I weighed 110 and was well proportioned for my height with a firm ass and a C-cup bra. At the moment I weigh 131 (all of the extra is in my tits and my belly) and I am packing my tits into a D-cup.

Hubby's name is Mike and he is in banking...lol...what is there to do besides fucking and getting gangbanged? Seriously, for fun we travel three or four times a year, collect antique furniture, and Mike sails while I try not to fall overboard. We also read a lot - just about everything from highbrow to pornography.

I met my husband through one of my profs at university - I worked in his office several hours a week as part of my internship...and Mike came into the office to get his friend for lunch. We chatted for about fifteen minutes while Mike waited for his friend to finish a phone call. He asked my prof for my number and he called me that night. I found myself very attracted to him and we went out for a drink and ended back at my place and talked for about three hours. Did a lot of intense kissing, but no sex. He was gone on business for two weeks and he took me out on his return.

It was obvious that we were extremely attracted to each other and we went back to his place and had slow, leisurely sex. I sucked him, but not to climax and then he'd go down on me but stop before I came. I masturbated for him while he sucked my tits and then I did suck his cock to climax. I still remember how thick and sweet his cum tasted. He held me for a while after that and then he ate me to climax and then he mounted me and fucked me deep. I stayed the night and he fucked me again in the morning and I ended up moving in with him after a couple of weeks.

We swung for the first time about six months after we met. It was with three couples Mike knew through sailing. We were going on a sailing trip (two couple per boat) and these were people that Mike had known for some time. The subject came up over dinner at one of the couples homes where we were for a trip planning meeting. The instigator was the man hosting the get together. Two of the couples were married and the other couple had lived together for several years. We were the newbies, but were already discussing marriage. I hadn't known what was coming, but when it started I didn't run for the door.

The men stripped first and then we women were asked to strip provocatively as the men stroked themselves. To start things off the host gave every woman a number and then each man drew for the woman he was going to fuck. As soon as your number was pulled the man claimed you and you started fucking right there - everybody got to see everybody else. The host got my number and Mike claimed the woman who was living with her man.

I was on my knees deep throating the host and really turned on by what was going on and really giving the guy some first class oral sex. I saw Mike eating out his woman and it turned me on to hear her moan. Then Mike got her on her hands and knees and started fucking her in her ass. She was really grunting loudly like I tend to do when I'm getting it really hard and deep in my asshole.

By then the host was lying on the floor and had me mount him. He sucked my nipples hard having me rotate my ass around on him and then he had me start fucking his cock as he held onto my nipples. I'm not sure what the other two couples were doing as I was absorbed in my own fucking and in watching Mike enjoy himself.

After everyone was through we had a glass of wine, finished planning the trip and then Mike and I went home. We admitted to each other how much we had enjoyed seeing the other fucking someone else. By the time we got home we were extremely horny. I sucked Mike's cock a bit in the car and then we got out to go into the house and continue, but Mike ended up pushing me over the hood of the car and taking me deep and hard in my asshole. There were no regrets on either of our parts.

By the end of the sailing trip the women had fucked all of the men at least three or four times. It was always in a group, no sneaking off for privacy. So during the trip I sucked a lot of cock and got a lot of cock in my pussy and ass. Toward the end of the trip the guys requested an all girl show in which each woman sucked each other woman to orgasm. We also masturbated with dildos for the guys who the showered us with there cum. (Any guess as to the response us girls got when we asked the men for an all man show?)

Mike proposed after nine months time and we were married six months ago. I think I already told you I was a couple of months pregnant when we were married.

It was just after we were married that Mike asked me if I was interested in gangbangs....just me and several men while he watched. Of course I was interested. I know how big his cock got watching me with our friends and I found I liked being his slut and his wife. He arranged the first gangbang two weeks after we got back from our honeymoon. It was only three guys who came over to the house...each took me alternately in each of my holes...I'll never forget how he smiled at me as I was being fucked hard by those guys - and how he held me all night long afterward, calling me his slut wife.

JPB - I was my hands and knees right up till five minutes ago...my belly and tits almost touching the floor. My husband was on the bed, his cock in his hand, as I was being fucked hard and deep by a big college aged stud he'd met in a bar that afternoon. The guy's cock was huge - not only long, but fat - and my belly and tits were jumping around as he fucked me. I was squealing like a stuck pig. He was young and he just kept banging away at me. My husband got up off the bed and got on his knees in front of me and I took his cock, which wasn't quite as long and thick in my mouth. It was such good fucking and I really felt like a dirty knocked-up whore. The stud came in my whorish cunt and I orgasmed and screamed around my hubby's cock. The stud pulled out and then hubby pulled out and told me to lick the stud's cock clean. I spun around and took his cock in my mouth and he tasted so good. Hubby got behind me then, jamming his cock that I'd just made so hard into my asshole, grunting again like an animal as he jams it in me, moving it around in me as I was still cleaning the studs cock. My belly was swaying and so were my big titties and hubby was ramming it into me hard until I was on my elbows groaning. "I'm cumming" I screamed out but it was several more minutes before Mike finished by filling my ass with his cum.

He and the stud went into the kitchen for a beer and I scrambled up on the chair in front of the computer. I'm dripping cum from my ass, pussy and I'm sure that there is a trace at the corner of my mouth as I type this and send it off to you.

Your pregnant whorish slut...Scarlett.

This was the second email that I received from Scarlett and it brought me up to date on her latest adventure.

From: Scarlett

To: Just Plain Bob

Sent: Sunday, September 10, 2006 1:04 PM

Subject: Last night

Dear JPB -

I was sitting at the kitchen table sipping a glass of red wine and trying to figure out what I wanted to fix for dinner when Mike called me. He told me that the planned gangbang for the weekend had fallen through and to make up for it he was going to take me out to dinner. He told me that he would be home around four and that I should dress sexy.

I know my man. When Mike says he wants me to dress sexy what it really means is that he wants me to look slutty. I went digging through the closet looking for something sexy that would fit on my pregnant body and finally found a black Grecian style dress (sleeveless, low V-neck and flaring skirt). I tried it on and found that the skirt came down to mid-thigh, only three or four inches below my pussy, and I thought that would be sexy (and slutty) enough for Mike. For underneath the dress I chose an almost nothing black lace thong and a black lace push-up bra that barely contained my huge milk laden tits.

Lots of heavy makeup added to the slutty look and all I wore for jewelry was diamond stud earrings, my wedding rings and an ankle bracelet on my right ankle. In some circles an ankle bracelet worn on the right ankle denotes a shared wife and that I had been and I was looking forward to being one again.

The last item I put on was a pair of leather "Come Fuck Me" pumps with five inch heels. I didn't put on any stockings because, to my mind anyway, nothing says "Slut" like bare legs with "Fuck Me" shoes.

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I had hoped that Mike would take me somewhere discrete, but he took me to the country club where we were members. I got quite a few looks of distain from some of the wives, but I noticed that their husbands couldn't take their eyes off me. We had a leisurely dinner and Mike asked me to sit with my legs apart and he discretely fingered my pussy of and on during the meal keeping me aroused and wet. He often does this when he plans on doing something wild. He likes to fuck me in places and under circumstances where there is an element of danger - a chance of being caught.

I knew he wouldn't be fingering me at the club unless that is where he planned on doing me. As I chewed on my steak and as his fingers probed me I tried to think where it would take place - in the building itself or somewhere on the grounds. Mike loved to play golf and he had always said that the sixteenth hole at the club was where he would get his hole-in-one if he ever got one. Would he fuck me on the sixteenth green? Would he position me so that my hole was over the hole on the green?

When we finished eating Mike suggested that we take a walk on the grounds before going home and that told me that it wasn't going to happen in the clubhouse. As we walked we would stop and he would finger me some more and soon we were outside the shed where the golf carts were stored. He took a key out of his pocket and told me he wanted to check on his golf cart and I smiled knowing that what he really meant is that he was going to fuck me in or on his cart.

We walked in and the place was fairly dark and Mike walked me toward where I thought his cart was parked and suddenly the lights came on and I saw eight men sitting on the golf carts naked as the day they were born.

"Surprise, surprise my love" said Mike, it isn't a dozen, but it is a start. These men have been sitting here waiting for some time now so let's get you ready for them."

He helped me take off my dress and brassiere and then he knelt in front of me and worked my thong down my legs and when I stepped out of it he leaned forward and kissed my pussy.

"Keep the heels on my sweet slut and strut around in front of the boys and let them see what they are about to enjoy."

I walked in front of the men and tried to perform like a runway model as I checked out what I would soon be getting. All eight cocks were erect and all of them looked so good to me. There were a couple of good sized ones and one huge one and my mouth fairly watered when I saw the huge one. I have always been honest with Mike about my past before meeting him, but that didn't mean that I told him everything. For instance, he knew that I had fucked Tommy Hall for a couple of months, but he didn't know that Tommy had a huge cock and that I had been a slave to it. In fact, if Tommy had not packed up and left without telling me I might still have been with him. Believe me, from a girls standpoint size does matter. But guys have egos that can sometimes be fragile and a girl learns to be careful about such things so I early on decided that Mike didn't need to know about Tommy's eleven inches and what those eleven inches did to me. I wondered if the man sitting on the golf cart sporting eleven inches of his own would make me feel the same way.

I was getting so wet and excited and then Mike bent me over one of the carts and told me to spread my legs wide and expose my ass and cunt to his friends. He invited them to come over and take a closer look at what they were being offered and one by one they walked over and fingered my ass and pussy. He told me that they had drawn numbers to establish the order in which they were going to fuck me and then he reminded the men of the rules: they could finger my pussy, but that was all. They could only shove their cocks in my mouth and in my ass.

Someone pulled a mat over and Mike had me get down on my hands and knees and spread my legs. God, I was so ready...I wanted those men to bang me so bad. Mike called out the first number and number six came over. He looked fairly young and had a nice sized cock, about seven inches, but no bigger around that a Ball Park frank; just the right size for opening up my ass. He pushed the cock at my face and I stuck my tongue out and licked the head.

"Oh yeah sweetie" he said as he pushed it in my mouth. I worked my tongue around it and he pushed it in deep the way I like it and I started moving my head back and forth. While I was sucking the guys cock Mike was behind me working on my ass with his fingers and some KY Jelly. When he thought he had my asshole primed he told the guy I was ready and the guy pulled out of my mouth and moved around behind me. He spread my ass cheeks and ran his cock head around my pucker and then he asked if I was ready for it.

"Oh God yes" I moaned, "Fuck my ass lover, fuck my ass."

I know there are women who hate to take it in the ass, but I'm not one of them. I love the feel of a cock pushing past my sphincter and being buried in my ass. As he pushed his cock into me I pushed my ass back at him and moaned. Once in he started fucking me slowly and the next man, number three, came over and pushed his smaller cock at my mouth and I opened it and took him in as deep as I could. He was only about six inches long so I was able to deep throat him and I think I surprised him when my lips clamped around his cock at the base.

"Oh fuck yeah" he gasped. "Oh sweet fucking Jesus does that feel good."

By then number six was going hard at my ass and my huge belly and tits were swaying back and forth as they hung down and I wished Mike had brought the video recorder to tape the event. The man in my ass said, "Here it comes slut" and he grabbed my hips and rammed hard into me and I felt the spurt as his hot cum bathed the walls of my rectum. He pulled out and number three hurried around behind me and shoved his cock into me. Since his cock was smaller then number sixes cock and my ass had a load of cum in it three easily slid right in.

Next in my mouth was number one and he had a bigger cock and I wasn't able to deep throat him, but it didn't seem to matter to him at all. He went in slowly and then he grabbed my head and held it as he picked up speed and started fucking my face. I think he liked my mouth. I think he liked my mouth a lot. When number three came and it was number one's turn to take my ass he was hesitant and then he told Mike to call the next number as he wanted shoot his cum down my throat. I wanted him to do that. I love sucking cock and I love to swallow and I didn't want all the cum that was going to be spilled that night to go into my ass, but Mike said no; he said that my ass was going to be the only cum receptacle that night.

Number one moved behind me and started pushing his cock into me and I groaned as he was longer and thicker than the first two. Once he was in I pushed back at him so I could enjoy his bigness. Number eight moved in front of me just as I pushed back hard at the man in my ass and when I moved forward I opened my mouth and enveloped number eight's cock. His cock wasn't very fat, but it was long, a good seven or seven and a half inches and I worked my tongue around on him as number one was banging my ass hard.

I was enjoying the fucking I was getting so much that I forgot about Mike even being there. I just took cock and enjoyed being what I was - a knocked up slut! I could hear the mean in the background saying things like, "Look at that bitch in heat take it.....she's the biggest whore I've ever seen.....look at those tits sway, I wonder what it would be like to tit fuck the slut." I wondered about that too and I made a mental note to ask Mike if we could do that the next time.

Number one came deep inside me and when number eight moved behind me and shoved his cock up my shit hole I knew that cum was running down my inner thighs and as number eight pounded my asshole number seven moved up, grabbed my head and shoved himself in my mouth. Gone was the slow and gentle; it was replaced by a hard, "Take the whore and use her" attitude. They used me. All I was to them was a cum dump to be used to satisfy their baser urges - AND I LOVED IT! I was lost in being a slut, a whore, a fuck pig and a sperm bank. I felt my tits and belly swaying as I was used and I loved it, oh God how I loved it.

Number eight sent his load into my deep recesses and number seven pulled out of my mouth and headed for my ass. I barely felt him as he slid in, mostly because of the ones who had gone before, but also because my mind was on something else. Number five was moving in front of me. The one I had been waiting for - all eleven inches of him. No way I would ever be able to deep throat that monster and in fact, there wasn't much chance that I could even give him a decent blow job, but the deal was mouth and then ass so I opened my mouth the widest I could and managed to get the big purple plum of a cock head inside. My jaw hurt and number five was moving his cock around and making me spread my mouth open farther than I thought it could go and then he grabbed my head and fucked my face. He had found himself in situations like that before, women who couldn't take what he had, and he didn't try to push in deep, just a couple of inches back and forth. It hurt, but I suffered through it because I knew what he was going to feel like in my ass and I wanted it, I wanted it bad.

Number seven was really going at my ass hard and when he grunted and I felt his seed spew into my bowels I moaned and it wasn't from the fucking I'd just gotten from seven, but from the thought that five was now going to shove that huge pole in my ass. I moaned as five grabbed my hips and pushed his cock at my asshole and I gasped as he pushed himself in. I was filled! My God, but I was filled! It seemed like number fives cock touched every part of me as he began to slowly fuck me.

I was so into that huge pole taking my ass that I barely noticed as number two moved in front of me and offered me his cock. Number two looked vaguely familiar, but I couldn't remember from where. He had a very nice cock, a really good size to it and I took him in my mouth and tried to do him justice as five rammed his telephone pole into my ass. Every man in my ass had given me an orgasm, but number five gave me three before he told me to get ready and when he released in me I swear it felt like a fire hose spraying. I almost cried when five pulled out of me - I didn't want him to leave - I wanted him to fuck me for the rest of the night. I wondered how Mike would take it if I asked him to see that five attended all my gangbangs from then on, but I quickly pushed that idea away and for the same reason I'd never told him about Tommy.

Number two was out of my mouth and in my ass in a heartbeat and he went in hard and deep. He was fucking me good and hard when number four approached my open mouth, shoved his cock in. He was an older man, but he knew how to fuck a whore's throat. Two fucked me hard and then he came and as he pulled out I looked back between my legs and saw his cum running down my leg.

Four moved behind me and slammed his cock into me. My head was hanging down and I was groaning loudly as four pushed deep into me and fucked me hard and long until he gave my ass it's final cum of the night.

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I remained on my hands and knees, my belly and tits hanging down as the cum seeped out of whore's ass. Even in that submissive position I felt totally used but totally empowered. Mike kissed me and held me as the men dressed and left and then he told me how proud he was of me for taking on those men. He undressed and I saw the lovely hard on he had waiting for me. He lay on his back and I slowly straddled him and lowered myself down onto his stiff, thick hardness. He felt so good in my warm pussy and I ground on him as he pulled my nipples. I began to move up and down on his cock, fucking my husband as he pushed himself up into me calling me his "beautiful, knocked up slut wife." We fucked, my belly and tits flopping until he held my hips down and came up deep in my cunt.

Afterwards he gathered up my clothes and wrapped me in a blanket. Some time during the fuck-fest he had moved our car down to the shed and I wasn't asked to walk back through the club in the state that I was in. It was almost as if Mike read my mind as he leaned down and whispered in my ear:

"Maybe next time, my whore...maybe next time."

Until next time,

Knocked Up Slut Wife.