Traveling to Chicago

I just made the trip to Chicago for the Memorial Day weekend, and it was a great time for everyone involved. Of course, I had time to catch up on the fishing in the Wheaton area...there were a ton of preserves and wild nature places very secluded that I could see leading to some public nookie...but that is not for this blog. I was able to see the sights and see a few relatives, and that is when I decided I'd had too much fun...without seeing anyone of the opposite sex...it was just a trip that I had planned to see the family. I still would like to find out where the horse barn was...I kept seeing piles of horse sh*t in the middle of the path...I think I might stick closer to home next time...maybe Indianapolis or Bloomington. Any suggestions?